Who is big brother?

75% of SEO Expert Say’s Arlo Gilbert MAY BE the man behind the Pinoy Big Brother Phenomena in Philippine. More known as “kuya” inside the house. It’s been “episodes” that this man is finally unveiling himself. Proofs varies from internet links, tabloids internet magazines and of course – gossips.

Sources say’s he’s last seen at the first day World Pyro Olympics 2008 last May 3 somewhere in the Esplanade Mall of Asia wearing a pair of Levi’s jeans and plain black shirt with the prototype of the latest-unreleased iPHONE on his right hand. (Haven’t heard of it? well its the upcoming beefed-up iphone from Apple with 3G enabled and upgraded camera phone)

Who was he with ? Was he with the controversial Ira Eigenmann or with a fancy Britney Spears or Paris Hilton look a like? NONE! He was on his own strolling the area!

Moreover, it is without a doubt that Arlo Gilbert is joining the NASA’s invitation “Send Your Name to the Moon” Project upon learning this too-good-to-be-true story

posted 5 days after the launch of Tekken Philippines

when we were still in Riyadh, we use to watch series of shows and cartoons like 3 stooges, pink panther, tom & jerry and other classics. this one : Abbott and Costello is one of my personal favorite.

If Bud Abbott and Lo u Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this:

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look t the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.

CO STELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on “START” ………….

lol

source : crimebloconline.com game forum

What’s more cool is even those coconut headed (like me sometimes) can contribute!

Ok, here’s the thing, help me out write a short story. That as we all know has 1000 words or less.

I ask you to contribute at least 10 words per comment!  (then we’ll stop if it reaches the 1k word limit)

The topic is easy, anything goes here as long as it fits the title "Carla: The Transexual Faggot" if ull use foul or obscene words, mask it with asterisk like sh*t or f*ck or whatever …

Ill start  it for everyone Enjoy!