Who Nestles Poell ?

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Photo Credits to John Javellana

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose. Among the instructions at the   entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch…. you may   choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

(Enjoy those copy paste for the meantime, im busy “making waves” here in South East Asia that i dont have enough time to blog-for-real. Enjoy!)

(Just dont know if it’ll be 100 Flat or More.)

WHO: Bloggers of all ages and sizes
WHAT: SM Hypermarket Invites Bloggers to get a “Taste of Asia”
WHEN: July 3 (Tuesday) 2007 7:00PM
WHERE: Taste of Asia, SM Mall of Asia

Note: YEAH, IT’s FREE. Just get listed and head to the place at your expense.

Details at Aileen’s (of Google Phils) page. You can confirm your attendance for the event at these coordinators page :

Sasha
Rico
Janette
Jedi
Jay
Abe
Ely
Marc
Jayvee
Shari
Noemi
Sexymom
Jonas
Pierre

I confirmed mine over at Shari’s Page. Attendance lists over here. See yah freebie freaks

A boy asked God what is the most important thing to give to someone…

God answered : “Time” my child.

But why time and not Love?

Love, you can give that, you can have that, you can share that to anybody… but with time, you can’t stop it or control it. Most important, you can never bring back the time that has passed by.

So spend your time wisely and cherish it while you still have it.

Credits: JR Ferma III

With your overwhelming response to my Free Joost Invite post, I decided to instead share my blessings for FREE (even though i got my invite for a 5 bucks)

I have about 999 Joost Invite so comment/tag along this page with your full name and your email and ill send you your invitation in no time…

Im not asking for any payment but if someone is good enough to donate a buck or two to my paypal ( nestlepoell at gmail dot com), I will surely appreciate it Linkbacks from other bloggers are also welcome

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