Monthly Archives: September 2007

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose. Among the instructions at the   entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch…. you may   choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

(Enjoy those copy paste for the meantime, im busy “making waves” here in South East Asia that i dont have enough time to blog-for-real. Enjoy!)

A corny morning with my sister

Corny Sister

What a way to start my day x_x

Which company produces the most tyres annually?

Goodyear?

Michelin?

Pirelli?

Wrong.

The correct answer is LEGO, The LEGO Group produces 15 billion components a year – that’s 28,500 a minute. The factory also produces 306 million tiny rubber tyres a year, making it the world’s No. 1 tyre manufacturer.

Read “Plastic Bricks that conquered the world” for more trivia about Lego.

Stoned.

stoned.

“Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you’ve lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting playing  stones.”

a day at the office

pong and jivy against the world :P
pong and jivy against the world 😛