tHe cRaziEsT nOyPi JOkEs…

MAKE ME FEEL A plane s abwt 2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off and says "Can any1 make me feel lyk a wyf b4 i die?" So a man takes off hs clothes and says.. "PAKIPLANTSA!" *********************************** Walang Imikan INGGO : Pareng Tibo, bakit mukhang malungkotka? TIBO : Pare nag-away kami ni misis at ang sabiniya di raw ako kakausapin ng...

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ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES…

Along a highway in Pampanga:"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE" On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN" In a Baguio grocery:"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE" In Cubao:"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY" Along Luneta Boulevard:"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD" On Jeepney and Bus signs: "BEFORE PAY,...

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package…

yeyek got the packages i sent 🙂 thank God she loved it… she also got the chance to meet my uncle and auntie… they took pictures (all for now… i just made the post for diary purposes hehe)...

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Lets Talk Serious about Security

  E-Council Security Summit September  11-12, 2006 Monday –  Tuesday | 9am-5pm Penthouse East Tower Philippine Stock Exchange Bldg Ortigas Center, Pasig City, Philippines Fee: P 3,995.00 / participant (msg me at my ym : dw_poell if u are ordering tickets in bulk so i could have u discounted as much as 50% off) Highlights: Ethical Hacking and...

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von voyage cuz!

awww vacations over for my cuzins’ rd and alvin.. (of course with tita ibe and kuya ine too) we’ll be going to the airport early 2:30am tomorrow. yeah… hatid namin sila. actually we just got home from vfl subd., noveleta. had a little family despedida and we helped them out packed thier stuffs. I dont know what’s with me but im loving fishes...

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