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repost : Basic Computer Programming for Today’s Politicians

November 16, 2005

Here’s a basic computer program for the politicians of today, expressed in different computer languages:

C Language
#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("Hello, Garci!\n");
return 0;
}

C++
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Hello, Garci!" << endl;
return 0;
}

C#
public class WireTapGate
{
   public static void Main()
   {
      System.Console.WriteLine("Hello, Garci!");
   }
}

Pascal
program WireTapGate;

begin
writeln(’Hello, Garci!’);
end.

Java
import java.awt.*;
public class WireTapGate
{
      public static void main(String[] args)
      {
         System.out.println("Hello, Garci!");
      }
}

Perl
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use warnings;
my %hash = (wiretapgate => ‘Hello, Garci!’);
my $stmt = $hash{wiretapgate};
print "$stmt\n";

Visual Basic
Option Explicit
Public Sub Form1_Load()

MsgBox "Hello, Garci!"

End Sub

Visual Basic .NET
Imports System
Module WireTapGate
   Sub Main()
       Console.WriteLine("Hello, Garci!")
   End Sub
End Module

ASP
<%
Response.Write "Hello, Garci!<br />"
%>

PHP
<?php
echo "Hello, Garci!<br />";
?>

SQL
SELECT ‘Hello, Garci!’ AS WireTapGate;

JavaScript
<script type="text/javascript">
<!–
var wireTapGate = "Hello, Garci!";

alert(wireTapGate);
//–>
</script>

Windows API
#include <windows.h>
int WINAPI WinMain(HINSTANCE, HINSTANCE, LPSTR, int)
{
MessageBox(NULL, "Hello, Garci!", "Message", MB_OK);
return 0;
}

*nix Shell Script
#!/bin/sh
WIRETAPGATE="Hello, Garci!"
echo $WIRETAPGATE

x86 Assembler
.model small
.stack
.data
message db "Hello, Garci!", 0D, 0A, "$"
.code

main   proc
   mov   ax,seg message
   mov   ds,ax
   mov   ah,09
   lea   dx,message
   int   21h

   mov   ax,4c00h
   int   21h
main   endp
end main

Markup Languages

HTML
<html>
<head>
<title>Wiretapgate</title>
</head>
<body>
Hello, Garci!
</body>
</html>

XML
<?xml version="1.0"?>
<WireTapGate>
<Statement>Hello, Garci!</Statement>
</WireTapGate>

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2 responses

walang ma-update? wakokoko

jaja | November 17, 2005

walang ma-update? wakokoko

ni-aayos ko kasi bagong site ko, kailangan matino yung portfolio...

poell | November 17, 2005

ni-aayos ko kasi bagong site ko, kailangan matino yung portfolio…

at separate yung personal blog kasi amfanet kung pag sinabi ko sa mga future application ko na “i have my own site with my portfolio” tapos ang bubungad sa kanila picture ko sa big brother…

siguro kung sa abs cbn pogi points ;))